Phrases that are not on the Internet yet

This is a collection of things that I've searched for on the internet out of need or just curiousity, but there were no instances of it yet.

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"Hey did ya hear the one about the drunk that came staggering out of the subway and said "Man I got lost in some guys basement, you should have seen the set of trains he had."" - from The Pirates of Silicon Valley
"He's a lonely purple guy" - Mistaken lyrics for a famous Russian children's song about a green parrot.
"stop running in the spaceship" - Far in the future, kids will still be running around.