Here is a list of quotes I like that I've come across by other people.
- Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest -- Mark Twain
- Once turned off a brain is a very difficult thing to get turned back on again. -- MozeeToby 
- The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. -- Bertrand Russell
- Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off -- Trevor Myers
- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. -Samuel Johnson
- I really suck at ___, it's ____'s fault -- Various hipsters (Note: Its not that I like that this is being said, but I like that this general quote can describe the stupidness that repeats itself)