This may make you laugh

From SusoSight

This may make you laugh
Number: 92  
Date created: 2003-05-07 16:13:46
Previous Thought: Corporations are policing free speech!
Next Thought: A really great burger.
Voting results: These are all lame.: 2

Some of them are lame.: 5
They are mostly good: 6
They are all good: 6

I don't have a lot of time to work on a thought right now (finals week), so here are some jokes and anecdotes to keep you entertained:

  • An army general riding on a train asks one of his officers, "Why does the train still make that clack clack sound as the wheels turn. I thought we had modern rails that didn't have spaces inbetween then now." The officer says "You know how the area of a circle is pi * r squared? Well this is the square that's making the noise".
  • 1980: movie industry went to the Supreme Court to try to ban the VCR.

2002: 46% of their income is from rentals.

  • Intel, Microsoft, same difference, they are all owned by coke.
  • Knowing is half the Battle. Proper funding is the other half.
  • Did you hear about that new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrr!
  • Look 10 years younger in 10 years. Works immediately! Guarenteed. -(Real spam message I received)
  • Palindrome: Naomi, sex at noon taxes I moan. naom I sexat noon ta xes ,imoaN
  • If being an eagle is such a good idea, why are there so few of them? -Dilbert
  • Apocalypse cults come and go.
  • Although the vast majority of meteors is much smaller and burn up in the Earth's atmosphere, the average homeowner should expect to repair direct meteor damage every hundred million years.
  • Two wrongs really don't make a right. But 3 rights make a left.
  • Nessecity is the best invention.
  • Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll we warm for the rest of his life.
  • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
  • Not every christian is Chinese.
  • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
  • Your mouse has moved.
    Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect.
    Click [Ok] to restart or [Cancel] to crash.
  • A computer without Microsoft is like ice-cream without ketchup.
  • People tell things to search engines that they would never talk about publicly.

Not all of these are mine. I tried to quote the people who said them where possible.