We're under attack!!

From SusoSight

We're under attack!!
Number: 45  
Date created: 2002-05-01 14:51:22
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No: 22

Have any of you seen the swarm of large bugs going around lately. They are everywhere and they attack people too. You might have seen them around. They are black, with one long antenna. They seem to go for the ears and cheek and cause the victim to behave like a zombie and mumble a lot.

If you encounter someone under attack from these horrible insects, don't panic. The best thing you can do for them is to pull the bug off the victim's head quickly and throw the bug on the ground. Then stomp on the bug repeatedly until it's dead. Don't worry, I'm sure the victim will thank you later even though their immediate reaction may be to attack you. ;-)