Amusing censorship
From SusoSight
Here are a list of replacements that TV studios have used to censor profanity in movies over the years so that they could be shown on network TV. Often times with humorous results.
Profanity
M.F. - Mellon Farmer, Mister Falcon, Fairy Godmother
Nudity
- European Vacation - I was watching this on TBS one day and thought it strange that instead of just cutting out the two scenes with nudity in them, they redid them. The recreated the stage at the French strip club and instead made it so that the topless women had tops on them. Also, the German girl that was making out with Rusty was replaced with a different girl that wasn't topless.