Only in America...
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(Redirected from Thoughts/Only in America...)| Number: | 9 |
| Date created: | 2001-07-28 05:22:19 |
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| Voting results: | Yes: 17 |
Only in America pizza arrives faster than 911.
Only in America, they have handicaped parking in front of an ice-skating rink.
Only in America, the sick people need to go to the end of the store to get their medicine, but you can buy cigarettes at the front counter.
Only in America people order double cheeseburger, large french fries and a diet coke.
Only in America, they keep the doors to the bank open but put the pens on a chain.
Only in America people park their expensive cars on the street and keep their garbage bags in the garage.
Only in America for a drive thru ATM machine they have the keys printed in braile.
Only in America would a webmaster ask someone to vote yes or no on rhetoric statements.