This may make you laugh

**This may make you laugh**
Number:	92
Date created:	2003-05-07 16:13:46
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I don't have a lot of time to work on a thought right now (finals week), so here are some jokes and anecdotes to keep you entertained:

An army general riding on a train asks one of his officers, "Why does the train still make that clack clack sound as the wheels turn. I thought we had modern rails that didn't have spaces inbetween then now." The officer says "You know how the area of a circle is pi * r squared? Well this is the square that's making the noise".
1980: movie industry went to the Supreme Court to try to ban the VCR.

2002: 46% of their income is from rentals.

Intel, Microsoft, same difference, they are all owned by coke.
Knowing is half the Battle. Proper funding is the other half.
Did you hear about that new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrr!
Look 10 years younger in 10 years. Works immediately! Guarenteed. -(Real spam message I received)
Palindrome: Naomi, sex at noon taxes I moan. naom I sexat noon ta xes ,imoaN
If being an eagle is such a good idea, why are there so few of them? -Dilbert
Apocalypse cults come and go.
Although the vast majority of meteors is much smaller and burn up in the Earth's atmosphere, the average homeowner should expect to repair direct meteor damage every hundred million years.
Two wrongs really don't make a right. But 3 rights make a left.
Nessecity is the best invention.
Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll we warm for the rest of his life.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
Not every christian is Chinese.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
Your mouse has moved.
Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect.
Click [Ok] to restart or [Cancel] to crash.
A computer without Microsoft is like ice-cream without ketchup.
People tell things to search engines that they would never talk about publicly.

Not all of these are mine. I tried to quote the people who said them where possible.